CNN pissing me off again

So I walk by to wash my oatmeal bowl, and the headline on CNN is "Chris Rock: Not the Boy's Daddy"

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First: Why is Chris Rock's paternity on CNN?
Second: Why is the headline not something more like "Chris Rock: Not the Boy's Father"

you know what this means to me? It means that CNN is less than a year from

"Chris Rock: Not Her Baby Daddy"

...which is, interestingly enough, the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse.