So I walk by to wash my oatmeal bowl, and the headline on CNN is "Chris Rock: Not the Boy's Daddy"
...
First: Why is Chris Rock's paternity on CNN?
Second: Why is the headline not something more like "Chris Rock: Not the Boy's Father"
you know what this means to me? It means that CNN is less than a year from
"Chris Rock: Not Her Baby Daddy"
...which is, interestingly enough, the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse.
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Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
A Nation in Peril
Oh my goodness. This country really is spiraling into decline. What happens when news channels stop broadcasting news and start airing entertainment television? This we know. But what happens when they even manage to spin real issues into some sick parody of Entertainment Tonight?
This is what's being "analyzed" on CNN right now.
"Cleavage Controversy: Clinton Clothes Coverage"
I think I particularly like the use of the word 'coverage' here... like it's breaking news that they're going to stay with for us.
...and the other silly thing? The clothing in question is nothing but a jacket with a scoop neck shell underneath... a rather modest shell, I might add.
This is what's being "analyzed" on CNN right now.
"Cleavage Controversy: Clinton Clothes Coverage"
I think I particularly like the use of the word 'coverage' here... like it's breaking news that they're going to stay with for us.
...and the other silly thing? The clothing in question is nothing but a jacket with a scoop neck shell underneath... a rather modest shell, I might add.
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